The zoo joke

There was a man called Dave who always wanted to be a zoo keeper. So he went to the manadger of a zoo to see if he could get a job.The manadger gave him a job as a keeper. But he said if he damadges a annimal he has to pay a price and the prices for the annimals was in a red book but Dave said he diddn't need to.It was his first day and he was sweeping near the finch cages and Dave accsadentily knocked a finch cage over and the finch dropted dead.Dave was horrified so he sneeked into the manadgers office and had a look in the red book and the price was...100 pounds each!Dave diddn't have that kind of money, so he sweeped the dead finch up and flund it into the lions cage.Next Dave went to the chimps cages to clean them out. Two chimps were on the swing and suddenly the swing falls SPLAT the chimps are dead.Dave then checks how much they are and amasslingly they cost 100 pounds each so once again he threw the chimps into the lions cage.Dave was sick and tierd of the animials dying so he decided to cut the grass.But when he was cutting the grass with the grass cutter and he accidently bumpted into a tree and a bee hive fell into the mowerand the bees got mushed up.So he checked the prices and the price was 50 pounds for each bee.Dave then cleaned the mower and threw the mushed up bees into the lions cage.
The next day a new lion showed up and said to the other lions hows the food and one of them replied yesterday i had finch,chimps and mushy bees.